Damon Dog review

Ladies, gents, and all my sinfully salacious queers — choke on your morning-after pill and buckle in for the XXX-rated safari that is Damon Dog's gay pornstar site. "Damon Dog" is one hell of an evocative moniker; it's the kind of name that gets you hard before you've even confirmed he's not just a really handsome chihuahua.

But fear not, my insatiable smut mongers, 'cause Mr. Dog serves you grade-A, prime-cut man meat, tenderized to perfection. His website is the sort of hedonistic romp that makes you ask, "Mama, who's been a naughty boy?" And oh boy, Damon answers with a throbbing 'me, me, me!'

Each video is like diving into a Starbucks of bodacious booties: every flavor you can imagine, each more tempting than the last. We're talking caramel-skinned gods, porcelain princes, ebony emperors... like they've been ordered from a sexy menu and served up, piping hot.

In the 'gay pornstar sites' category, Damon Dog stands a full, proud, 9-inches above the rest. His site bridges the gap between vanilla sex and kink — an erotic pendulum swinging from soft, tender lovemaking to hair-pulling, teeth-clenching passion. It's the perfect place for those looking to dip their toes (or whatever else) into the sizzling waters of gay porn.

Prepare yourself, because Damon Dog's selection of hung hunks popping sweet cherries will leave your jaw hanging lower than a baby giraffe's breakfast. His website demands you to click, fap, repeat. It's the sort of addictive smutmorgasbord that leaves you praying for holy water.

If you are having issues with the website (like you can't help but lick the screen or your mouse won't stop trembling), the Customer Support deserves their own review. They're faster than Damon's guys on delivery day, responsive, and way too damn polite given the throbbing content.

So, my salivating mates, if you're hunting for an explicit, titillating, queer-friendly haven, Damon Dog is your new favorite sin. Dive in, I'll meet you on the other side.