r/softies review

Bored of the granite-hard girth? Need a reprieve from the stiff cock carnival? Then strap in, you horny bitch, and check out r/softies where the limp and luscious come out, loud and proud.

Transcending the hard-throbbing battleground, this tantalizing treasure trove champions the underrated, unassuming, and unerect; where the sleeping giants, the soft and sensual, reign free. Dive into the depths of r/softies, where the half-stuffed burritos to the wilting water lilies are flaunted in their fleshly, flaccid glory.

Kneel before the shrine of mighty softness where the gentle pendulums of cockdom sway in the wind, away from the oppressive reign of the towering erectors. This juicy slice of internet nasty is hosting a fleshy rebellion, decrying the stubbornly stiff, bucking against the bulging elite, and saying “bye bitch” to the boner brigade.

With a smorgasbord of softies to drool over, our members (in every sense!) have no shame displaying their dainty dangles and flopping fucksticks. Served raw in voyeuristic snaps or bouncing about in deliciously lewd videos, every dong, no matter how down-and-out, entices you with their distinct, undeniable allure.

R/softies is a refreshing pitstop where limp dicks not only get a pass, but a standing ovation. So gird your loins, pigs, and bask in the glory of warm, welcoming, flaccid folds of r/softies. After all, why should the stiff pricks hog all the limelight?